I have a history of strange encounters with dachshunds...
My parents wiener dog got into the Christmas spirit this morning, bringing us a pre-gift-opening delicacy:
(Click photo to enlarge.)
Mmmm....dead squirrel! Probably roadkill...which reminded me of a few roadkill links that you might enjoy this happy day:
A roadkill artist.
Roadkill recipes: Pan-Braised Squirrel.
(I wonder if you can substitute soy product?)
Generic roadkill recipes.
(Includes Moose-and-Squirrel Meat Balls.)