My friend, and fellow grad student, Przemyslaw Bosak and I went out to drink some beer and play chess last night (highlights: Pliny the Elder, Allegash Black, and Pizza Port's Hop 15 in cask). Luckily it didn't end as bad as these two games...
Man stabbed in face during Chess game
By Leslie Stratmoen
February 9, 2009 - 01:19 p.m. EST
RIVERTON- Two men were violently attacked with a broken whiskey bottle Sunday morning after a Chess game went bad. One of the men, a 54-year-old, was stabbed in the face leaving a wound that required 19 stitches. The other, a 49-year-old, received a slash to the back of his neck.
Riverton police Sgt. Bart Ringer released the information. He said 33-year-old Dustin Axtell of Riverton was charged in the incident, with two counts of aggravated assault. Ringer said the fight began over a Chess game the three were playing at a residence on South First Street.
Axtell was legally drunk. Ringer said he registered a blood alcohol content of .201, which is more than twice the presumptive drunk driving limit of .08.
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and if you didn't think that was bad...
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Police: Man killed friend with sword after chess game in Alameda
By Sean Maher
Bay Area News Group
Posted: 02/04/2009 10:46:48 AM PST
An evening that started with two friends playing chess and drinking beers ended with one man stabbed to death and another booked on murder charges Tuesday, Alameda police said.
Kelly Scott Kjersem, a 40-year-old Alameda man, arrived earlier in the evening at 1220 Park Avenue with a 12-pack of beer, police Lt. Bill Scott said.
Kjersem was visiting the home of his friend, Joseph W. Groom, 62, to drink and play chess. The two men played and drank for some time, and later a female friend of Groom's arrived and began cooking dinner for the two men.
While she was in the kitchen, she heard an argument break out between the two men, Scott said. She didn't know what it was about, but found the two men had started wrestling.
Groom stopped and retreated to his bedroom, Scott said. When he returned, he was brandishing a sword more than 2 feet long. Police said the sword was made in Pakistan.
Groom stabbed Kjersem once, and the woman fled the apartment to call for help, Scott said.
When police arrived shortly afterwards, around 9 p.m., they found Kjersem dead and Groom sitting next to him, with the sword to his side.
Groom admitted the killing almost immediately, but couldn't explain it, Scott said.
"He said he'd stabbed the guy but he didn't know why," Scott said. "All of them were drinking, though. We took him to a hospital and got a blood sample, and we're waiting on results for that." Neither man had a criminal record
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of any significance, Scott said.
The killing was Alameda's second reported homicide for the year.
Groom was arrested on suspicion of murder and is presently in custody at Alameda Jail, being held until his first court hearing.
Monday, February 09, 2009
Thursday, February 05, 2009
What's he got against zero-gravity chairs?
The list at the end of this post reminds me of the Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge...I was reading a Lakoff text when I ran across mention of Borge's Celestial Emporium's taxonomy, that animals are categorized as:
"(a) those that belong to the emperor; (b) embalmed ones; (c) those that are trained; (d) suckling pigs; (e) mermaids; (f) fabulous ones; (g) stray dogs; (h) those that are included in this classification; (i) those that tremble as if they were mad; (j) innumerable ones; (k) those drawn with a very fine camel's-hair brush; (l) others; (m) those that have just broken the flower vase; (n) those that at a distance resemble flies."
READ ON to see categories that a senator wants to see denied funding...
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Senate Amendment to Bar Arts Centers from Any Economic Recovery Funds
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) has introduced an amendment to prohibit any funds in the economic stimulus bill from going to museums, theaters, or arts centers.
The language of the amendment, (Amendment No. 175, as filed) is, "None of the amounts appropriated or otherwise made available by this Act may be used for any casino or other gambling establishment, aquarium, zoo, golf course, swimming pool, stadium, community park, museum, theater, arts center, or highway beautification project, including renovation, remodeling, construction, salaries, furniture, zero-gravity chairs, big screen televisions, beautification, rotating pastel lights, and dry heat saunas."
"(a) those that belong to the emperor; (b) embalmed ones; (c) those that are trained; (d) suckling pigs; (e) mermaids; (f) fabulous ones; (g) stray dogs; (h) those that are included in this classification; (i) those that tremble as if they were mad; (j) innumerable ones; (k) those drawn with a very fine camel's-hair brush; (l) others; (m) those that have just broken the flower vase; (n) those that at a distance resemble flies."
READ ON to see categories that a senator wants to see denied funding...
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Senate Amendment to Bar Arts Centers from Any Economic Recovery Funds
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) has introduced an amendment to prohibit any funds in the economic stimulus bill from going to museums, theaters, or arts centers.
The language of the amendment, (Amendment No. 175, as filed) is, "None of the amounts appropriated or otherwise made available by this Act may be used for any casino or other gambling establishment, aquarium, zoo, golf course, swimming pool, stadium, community park, museum, theater, arts center, or highway beautification project, including renovation, remodeling, construction, salaries, furniture, zero-gravity chairs, big screen televisions, beautification, rotating pastel lights, and dry heat saunas."
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Update: KaiBorg concert rider...
In followup to my post a few days ago, for KaiBorg's concert this weekend at UCSD, I added the following to our contract/tech rider:
1 Large bowl of blue M&Ms, vegan
2 Warm towels soaked in water from Lourdes
The vegan M&Ms were of course a nod to Van Halen, and the towels a riff on a request I received from an artist (who shall remain unnamed) for a concert at our series in Ventura City Hall.
The concert manager's reply to me included the following:
"btw, you didn't mention if you'd like your M&Ms de-shelled. I'll prepare both just in case."
I presume that means the towels are no problem...
1 Large bowl of blue M&Ms, vegan
2 Warm towels soaked in water from Lourdes
The vegan M&Ms were of course a nod to Van Halen, and the towels a riff on a request I received from an artist (who shall remain unnamed) for a concert at our series in Ventura City Hall.
The concert manager's reply to me included the following:
"btw, you didn't mention if you'd like your M&Ms de-shelled. I'll prepare both just in case."
I presume that means the towels are no problem...
Sunday, February 01, 2009
ABC News: Top 10 Outrageous Celeb Contract Demands
Having produced concerts for as many years as I have, you see some pretty unusual riders for contracts...we are all familiar with the Van Halen brown M&Ms story from days of yore...here is an update on riders from stars today.
Which makes me think:
What riders should KaiBorg be getting for all our gigs coming up...?
ABC News: Top 10 Outrageous Celeb Contract Demands
By SONA CHARAIPOTRA
Dec. 15, 2008
Mary J. Blige
At the top of germaphobe Mary J. Blige's list? "The queen of hip-hop-soul" – who checks into hotels as a Mrs. Jefferson – "demands that a brand new toilet seat be installed at any venue she plays," said Blender's Tyler Gray. "Now that's what being a star is all about."
Christina Aguilera
Health-conscious singer Christina Aguilera requests real coffee mugs for her java, along with soy milk, soy cheese, Echinacea, vitamin C and Flintstones chewable vitamins – guess she still hasn't outgrown them.
Paul McCartney
The very vegan former Beatle won't ride in a limo with leather seats or stand for leather or animal print furniture in his dressing room – not even the fake stuff. And while his meals are obviously vegan, too, the Smoking Gun site points out one major faux pas on Paul's part. The singer requests 24 bars of Ivory soap – which contain trace amounts of animal fats. Ooops.
Dustin Diamond
Actor-turned-amateur porn star Dustin Diamond demands that there be no references to his teen alter ego – "Saved By the Bell" icon Screech – at venues where he's performing his stand-up routine. In fact, each offending mention incurs a $100 penalty. "I don't know if he can really enforce that," Gray said. "Come on. What kind of contract is Screech getting? No one cares enough to worry about it."
John Mayer
Turns out that the celeb player has a penchant for perfect teeth. Along with his organic fruit and soy milk, on his 2005 tour, singer John Mayer requested four "soft head" toothbrushes, Listerine mouth wash and mint-flavored Sensodyne or Tom's of Maine toothpaste, plus Altoids. No word on what items groupie, uh, girlfriend Jennifer Aniston has added to Mayer's contract rider on his 2008 jaunt.
M.I.A.
Brit hip-hop artist M.I.A. is particular about her cheese. She requests an organic cheese tray featuring cave-aged Gruyere, Swiss and sharp cheddar, along with organic berries, fresh – not canned – olives and Ferrero Rocher chocolates. Belly full, she then pockets a $25-per-head dinner buyout from the promoter. "All in all, not a bad deal," said Blender's Gray. "But where do you get cave-aged Guyere?"
Ben Kweller
"Apparently, singer Ben Kweller is really into fishing," said Blender's Gray. "So he requests bait on all his riders. It's a bit odd when you're nowhere near the water, but it's his prerogative. And if he can get them to give it to him, more power to him."
Which makes me think:
What riders should KaiBorg be getting for all our gigs coming up...?
ABC News: Top 10 Outrageous Celeb Contract Demands
By SONA CHARAIPOTRA
Dec. 15, 2008
Mary J. Blige
At the top of germaphobe Mary J. Blige's list? "The queen of hip-hop-soul" – who checks into hotels as a Mrs. Jefferson – "demands that a brand new toilet seat be installed at any venue she plays," said Blender's Tyler Gray. "Now that's what being a star is all about."
Christina Aguilera
Health-conscious singer Christina Aguilera requests real coffee mugs for her java, along with soy milk, soy cheese, Echinacea, vitamin C and Flintstones chewable vitamins – guess she still hasn't outgrown them.
Paul McCartney
The very vegan former Beatle won't ride in a limo with leather seats or stand for leather or animal print furniture in his dressing room – not even the fake stuff. And while his meals are obviously vegan, too, the Smoking Gun site points out one major faux pas on Paul's part. The singer requests 24 bars of Ivory soap – which contain trace amounts of animal fats. Ooops.
Dustin Diamond
Actor-turned-amateur porn star Dustin Diamond demands that there be no references to his teen alter ego – "Saved By the Bell" icon Screech – at venues where he's performing his stand-up routine. In fact, each offending mention incurs a $100 penalty. "I don't know if he can really enforce that," Gray said. "Come on. What kind of contract is Screech getting? No one cares enough to worry about it."
John Mayer
Turns out that the celeb player has a penchant for perfect teeth. Along with his organic fruit and soy milk, on his 2005 tour, singer John Mayer requested four "soft head" toothbrushes, Listerine mouth wash and mint-flavored Sensodyne or Tom's of Maine toothpaste, plus Altoids. No word on what items groupie, uh, girlfriend Jennifer Aniston has added to Mayer's contract rider on his 2008 jaunt.
M.I.A.
Brit hip-hop artist M.I.A. is particular about her cheese. She requests an organic cheese tray featuring cave-aged Gruyere, Swiss and sharp cheddar, along with organic berries, fresh – not canned – olives and Ferrero Rocher chocolates. Belly full, she then pockets a $25-per-head dinner buyout from the promoter. "All in all, not a bad deal," said Blender's Gray. "But where do you get cave-aged Guyere?"
Ben Kweller
"Apparently, singer Ben Kweller is really into fishing," said Blender's Gray. "So he requests bait on all his riders. It's a bit odd when you're nowhere near the water, but it's his prerogative. And if he can get them to give it to him, more power to him."
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
PETA Video denied for Super Bowl!
Ah, the power of veganism to offend...!
NBC's list of concerns, from PETA:
"Apparently, NBC has something against girls who love their veggies. After we submitted our proposed Super Bowl ad, which features a comely crop of models demonstrating their fondness for fresh produce, NBC nixed the ad, saying it 'depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards.' No joke, this is straight from NBC—so stop fondling your fruit salad right now and read the list of shots NBC requested we cut before they’d reconsider:
* licking pumpkin
* touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
* pumpkin from behind between legs
* rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
* screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
* asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
* licking eggplant
* rubbing asparagus on breast"
NBC's list of concerns, from PETA:
"Apparently, NBC has something against girls who love their veggies. After we submitted our proposed Super Bowl ad, which features a comely crop of models demonstrating their fondness for fresh produce, NBC nixed the ad, saying it 'depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards.' No joke, this is straight from NBC—so stop fondling your fruit salad right now and read the list of shots NBC requested we cut before they’d reconsider:
* licking pumpkin
* touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
* pumpkin from behind between legs
* rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
* screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
* asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
* licking eggplant
* rubbing asparagus on breast"
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Great music, fantastically performed!
(Press Play, and then in the upper right hand corner the "Full Screen" button will appear when you move your mouse over it.)
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Bobby Fischer: First Anniversay of his Death
Chessbase has a great article with links to sixty other articles about Bobby Fischer.
Click Here.
Click Here.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Email Petitions...
Lately I've been receiving a lot of politically oriented email petitions, that while I may be aligned with, but I'm not particularly interested in receiving. All sent from well-meaning, good-hearted people. (Many times by people that seldom send me a personal email.) In fact, the senders might not even send but the occasional petition, but when you add up all the other occasional senders sending me petitions, I end up with a pile in my in-box. And frequently a pile of the same petition sent by a dozen individuals.
How do you handle this...? I know I'm not alone. I've been requesting people not to send them, but then they get a wee bit upset with me, even if I request nicely. I could just delete, but that seems to be giving in and allowing people to hijack my time.
My suggestion: get everyone to post that stuff to their blogs...it makes it easier for us to ignore. Like this post!
How do you handle this...? I know I'm not alone. I've been requesting people not to send them, but then they get a wee bit upset with me, even if I request nicely. I could just delete, but that seems to be giving in and allowing people to hijack my time.
My suggestion: get everyone to post that stuff to their blogs...it makes it easier for us to ignore. Like this post!
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